What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

Is anal sex allowed in Islam? It's not written anywhere in the Quran whether it's forbidden or not.

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

After a few moments he returns.

Why is Jack Smith arguing that presidents should not have full immunities as Trump is requesting?

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

Is the Chinese economy currently collapsing? If not, what could potentially cause it to collapse?

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

What are the ten cars that make me no longer feel inferior?

Sure no problem officer.

{RING} {RING}

Yes sir it is.

Is crossdressing being a transvestite?

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

HELLO